Key-Oh-Nee Buh-Lo-Nee by Jeff Stone

You might remember back in the February Issue of The Saga that I tipped my secret to writing The Saga stories each month. I wrote one on the spot to show my son Michael how I did it. A few moments later, he took a crack at writing one. We've saved it to come forth this month, so ladies and gentlemen I present to you my son, Michael Stone and his debut (and only other person in the Universe to write a Saga story besides me) as a "The Saga" writer . . .

A long time ago in Hoyletown, there lived a pack of magic keys. These weren't just any regular magic keys. They were special magical-keys. They were used to open magic doors in other magical places. But, they were also used for a trick called "Key-Oh-Nee Buh-Lo-Nee" Just like the magical powers of the keys, this magic trick isn't just a normal magic trick.

Occasionally, some of the best magicians in the world will come to Hoyletown (Specifically Jeff Stone, as it's known throughout the town of bicycle that he's the best magician of all time) and collect three of the magical keys, and takes them back to whatever place that magician came from. Sounds like a bunch of Key-Oh-Nee Buh-Lo-Nee to me.